Friday, September 25, 2009

Acceptance Blog

Congratulations! Your readers have submitted and voted for your blog at The Daily Reviewer. We compiled an exclusive list of the Top 100 Norway Blogs, and we are glad to let you know that your blog was included!

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horny! And this award - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that this could ever validate my mediocrity.

And to the other brilliant bloggers, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your plastic surgery makes me feel right now! You know when they first told me I was not the father, I just had to take a Xanax and laugh about how freakish my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda numb.

You know, there are so many blood-sucking two-faced harpies to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the self-congratulatory circle jerks of the The Daily Reviewer, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon.

And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you. Thank you.


Corinne said...

LOL, you forgot to add ready for the close up...and we'll leave it at that. Congrats!! May you be ever more Googlable!

Return to Norway said...

Bwhahaha you are too much sometimes.

CONGRATULATIONS - phallic suits you! A well deserved award!

Anonymous said...

"I just want everyone to bow down before me..."

bowing down. facing away from you. correct position, right?

RennyBA's Terella said...

Congrats and welcome on board! It's an honour to be listed together with you :-)

OSLO said...

They gave YOU one too? Never did I think I'd end up in such exalted company. Forget the Booker; I've finally arrived!

ian in hamburg said...

So are you going to put that Top 100 Blogs gold ribbon in your sidebar? So spiffy... :)

Maria... said...

Hello , Im from Ibiza , Spain. I love Norway , culture , people and meet friend from around the world.
Very interesting blog. If you wont I will reading.
Hugs from Ibiza

dorothy said...

i want one too!! except not for norway...unless i relocate, which could be arranged, and might very well be worth it... at least i can hope and dream of being where you are today BB. you are truly an inspiration.

beaverboosh said...

corinne - hahahahaha!

return - phallic suits me, haahahaha!

df - uhmm, correctamundo

renny - too kind, any you

oslo - ya totally girl, let's do lunch in soho

ian - is the pope a nazi?... oh, no wait he is... does the pope shit in the woods?

maria - welcome and thank you for your kind words. i better practice my spanish if i am going to read your blog

d - i want to have your kittens

Zhu said...

Hire these personal assistant back - RIGHT AWAY!!

beaverboosh said...

zhu - they won't have me!

American in Norway said...

Fuck... I thought I was
S P E C I A L... am I the only dork who postd the little ribbon award thingy? I am...aren't I?