Barbie celebrates her 50th birthday this week. She’s looking pretty hot for 50! Of course she is plastic.
Young girls around the world have grown up wanting to look like Barbie. Unfortunately for some this does not change as time passes, especially if the years are not kind to them.
This is surely a contributor to the dramatic increase in plastic surgery.
I rarely meet a trophy wife these days that has not had some sort of plastic alteration, if only minor. To be fair, I rarely meet a trophy wife that doesn’t deserve to be mounted.
Regardless of what you think about Barbie, she is BIG!
Barbie has always reflected the times: Swim Suit Barbie, Malibu Barbie, Warhol Barbie, Army Barbie, International Barbie, Nascar Barbie and Millennium Barbie, she is now world famous!
A Tattoo Barbie will be available on the market soon and experts are predicting it will not be long before a Pierced Barbie is available. There is even a Barbie Megastore opening in China.
Barbie is a role model for aspiring girls around the world. You can see where this is going!
The US: Celebrity Barbie – She’s rich, has her own fashion line and perfume, and parties for the planet. Drunk driving charges, a sex video on the internet, and a short jail stint are all part of the fun.
The UK: Ladette Barbie – She loves night clubs and wears Top Shop clothes with no knickers, drinks herself senseless passing out in a pool of vomit after shagging half of the football team in the loo.
Germany: Atchung Barbie – She is beauty and the beast, looks like Claudia Schiffer, shoots Schnapps, and loves a big hot Frankfurter. Under her lederhosen and knee socks she has more hair than a Yeti.
Russia: Belle de Jour Barbie – She shows up at your hotel room wearing fishnets, a short skirt and Manolo’s, takes credit cards, and has her A-Levels. She speaks 7 languages, is handy with a pistol, and has a PhD in soil mechanics.
India: Slumdog Barbie – She’s and Asian babe that escapes her cruel Mumbai overlords who wish to prostitute her, to find true love with a game show contestant and dances the night away Bollywood style at the train station.
Australia: Phone Me Barbie – No sheep shearing Sheilas here. Dressed in swim suits for the beach, this babe has her phone number written on her back in zinc sun bloc to attract the fellas and other low life.
Norway: Scando Barbie – Massive improvement on Malibu Barbie, looks pretty much the same but is a real blond, has bigger tits and isn’t stuck up. She drinks beer, is super friendly, down to earth, and swallows.
Canada: Wild Girl Barbie – Dressed in jeans and a tank top, she’s quick to rip up her top to show you her tits, drop her trousers to wiggle her booty in your face, and kiss other girls to drive you mad. Check out the VIDEO. Wasn’t like that when I lived there!
Unfortunately Ken, Barbie’s ‘male friend’, has not changed much from the 70s after getting muscles and a new head. He still prefers GI Joe to Barbie.