Friday, June 4, 2010

Dangling Carrots

I am having to dangle alot of carrots theses days to get the sausage factory to increase its production.

You see, customers keep asking for more sausages.

To get more sausages from the same factory team, I need to dangle more carrots.

Of course I can increase production by bringing on new team members, but soon, they require more carrots as well.

All in all, it is a good problem, rather than a bad problem to have, but it is getting out of hand.

Firstly, to dangle more carrots, I need to source the carrots, and carrots don't grow on trees you know.

I must buy more land. The land needs to be tilled and the carrots planted and tended to.

After a few months the carrots must be harvested. Once harvested, they must be tied to sticks by specialists before I can use them.

The carrots on sticks must then be fastened to the sausage factory employees. Their eyes widen at the prospect and some even start drooling.

My tank is almost empty farming the carrots to dangle.


Many in the sausage factory run themselves into the ground chasing the dangling carrots and never get to see the fruit, or in this case the vegetable, of their labour.

Unfortunately, there are many weak links.

It really is a viscious old sausage ring.

11 comments:

kyknoord said...

Quite the conundrum. I have to bribe the monkeys in the enclosure not to throw their faeces at one another, but we don't have enough bananas to go around.

daisyfae said...

if i worked in a sausage factory with tasty sausages? i wouldn't need carrots... just access to the hot sausage...

RennyBA's Terella said...

Sausage or not - is that actually the question? Or is it matter of spice and size?

Btw: Would have loved to see the Business Case ;-)

nursemyra said...

what do you mean carrots don't grow on trees? Next you'll be telling me there's no such thing as a spaghetti vine

dorothy said...

you said sausage

Michele said...

What the hell kind of FarmVille are you playing?

DianeCA said...

Hmmms sounds very complicated. Maybe you need new sausage making technology...does Iphone have an app for that??

livingladolcevita said...

What's up Doc?

RubyTwoShoes said...

The stick Beaverboosh! Use the stick!

Zhu said...

I'll vote stick too, carrots after all can be expensive these days.

beaverboosh said...

kyk - what do you bribe them with... peanuts?

df - funny you should say that... the sausage factory workers are vegetarians... the carrot farmers will only eat meat... go figure

renny - its all about the sausages... business case was always shite

nm - of course there is a spaghetti vine darling, of course there is

d - sausage... sausage... sausage...

michele - a real one

dianceca - business as usual... no iphone apps as of yet

dolce - what's cookin'

ruby - yes dear yes i know

zhu - pretty harsh for a revoutionary socialist, but sticks it shall be