One Small Cep

40 years ago this week man landed on the moon with Neil Armstrong immortalizing the words ‘One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind’.

It is amazing to think man can travel 250,000 miles and land on a 10 square yard patch on a planet with a 2200 mile diameter, but struggles to find the clitoris.

By gods it may take a mission the scale of a Mars landing before the secrets of the g-spot are revealed. Apparently it is located due North inside the Valles Marineris canyon.

Better sex education for boys may lead to ‘One small cep for man, and one giant orgasm for womankind’.

There is hope for the future. I am reliably informed that Oprah, the people’s messiah, provides factual information about structured foreplay and female orgasms to the great unwashed! Unfortunately, the only men that watch her show are trouser pilots.

Thankfully, as a schoolboy, I had some of the best sex education available, though I have been accused of stampeding towards the clitoris.



Beaverboosh