Mimi’s blog on “Big Hanging” earlier this week has created pandemonium in waxing studios across London as men rush for a pre-holiday back, crack and sack wax.
It appears the proverbial genie is out of the bottle.
Camila, master Hollywood wax technician has shared a long held industry secret… it would appear that an inappropriately executed Brazilian can result in a “Big Hanging”.
Though it is unclear whether this condition can be scientifically replicated with Y chromo tackle, waxing studios all over the world have reported an upsurge in male bookings.
Far be it for me to take an interest in such a delicate topic, BB is nobly endowed in the front office thank you very much.
But girls, if you have felt a bit cheated, the answer is nigh! Get your man a back, crack and sack wax for Christmas. Hell, if you really feel cheated, get a 10 treatment gift certificate.
Your man will walk a bit taller in the gym showers and it will put a bit of ho, ho, ho, in your Christmas stocking.
Top of the season to one and all.