For this promiscuous sin, I must submit to a blindfolded torment at the skilled hands of Nurse Myra in the cellar of Gimcrack Hospital.
For those of you uninterested, or no longer interested in the white stuff (Zhu), please link away now...
... or step through the wardrobe... to Beaverboosh's Narnia!
P.S. This one is for you Johnny!