Friday, May 1, 2009

Beaverboosh Is Unwell

Beaverboosh is unwell.

He exceeded his own standards of excess at my sister’s wedding on the weekend.

True to form, in his charming and erudite manner, he managed to insult almost everyone at the wedding with his ever so subtle rudeness. He’s such a flirt.

He consumed excess quantities of champagne, claret and cognac over a two day period, not to mention the marathon Marly light consumption.

He has not been able to speak for days. The gods have spoken. I am getting a bit of peace.

His prognosis is uncertain; he thinks he has swine flu. I am not sure about the flu bit.

I reassure him daily he will live. Men are such babies when they are ill.

Mrs. Beaverboosh

9 comments:

sunflower said...

The ex-husband is also sick, no voice at all. Think he might have caught the virus I had a couple of weeks ago, def not Swine Flu!
Fortunately he doesn't complain much, but he is grumpier than usual. I hope he and Beaverboosh get better soon!

Caroline said...

Tell him to get better quickly - we need the entertainment!

ian in hamburg said...

Probably just a touch of beaver fever. Cure is a run in the bush.

daisyfae said...

sounds like an absolute blast - the 'getting there' not the 'recovery' portion.

if he's anything like me, he's busily swearing 'never again'. um.... right....

livingladolcevita said...

Mrs Boooosch. I hear anchovies, salt and vinegar crisps and runny egg on toast is a cure all. Tried it and send him my condolences for his imminent death.

American in Norway said...

God bedring! Hurry back... we need the laughs!

Zhu said...

He will most certainly live but don't dream... he won't learn his lesson! :D

kyknoord said...

It's been a few days now. I'm beginning to suspect foul play.

azahar said...

Just as long as he doesn't get a Man Cold.