Friday, December 18, 2009

Tiger Tips

This Tiger thing is taking on a whole new dimension thanks to Golf Digest’s January issue.

It appears now Obama is seeking top tips from Tiger.




The issue contains some key additional features:
  • How to outsmart you buddies – curious to see if it contains any tips on how to outsmart your wife

  • Power – Load it and let it go – uhuh, we know about this one

  • Ranking – America’s best new courses – surely a euphemism…

I cannot wait to get my hands on this issue.

Beaverboosh

12 comments:

daisyfae said...

there's also an article on "texting your way to shame and misfortune", plus a bonus feature "SUVs: what to do when you get a hole in one..."

tomeoftheunknownblogger said...

Don't forget the little item on "parrying the seven iron swipe". That ought to come in handy.

Say, from that photo, it looks like Tiger is thinking about switching teams...

Truc said...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa knew to stop after three Hos.....

L: You want me to pick up a copy of the mag for you?

beaverboosh said...

Truc - plse... cant wait to see you! x

jinjir minjir said...

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Scandinavian.

upset waitress said...

and don't forget there will be countless ads for Ambien falling out between every page.

RennyBA's Terella said...

Golf (I just love to play the game - just so that you know!), will never get the same after you're tips!

I mean, this is the sport where for once a gentleman could say: Lady, keep an eye on my ball(s) - but even that is tame in comparison ;-)

nursemyra said...

Is this the most badly timed cover in the history of publishing.... or it will be their biggest selling issue yet?

thegnukid said...

Tiger who? i heard his wife took a mulligan on him.

Uncle Keith said...

Nike hired Tiger's wife to do a commercial for irons. "Nike Irons, the only clubs that have ever beaten Tiger woods"

beaverboosh said...

df - hahaha... and how to make a tiger tempura...

rob - ya... and Club Selection: Driver or 3 Iron?

jm - hahahaha

uw - ya, i am going to have to try that stuff...

renny - hahahaha

nm - ya both

gnukid - hahahaha

uk - hahahaha

Zhu said...

Suddenly, golf got super interesting! :-D

Mmmm... I guess all these executives are way ahead of us...